when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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