David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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