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  i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.

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• (562): View more from California

  Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.

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  You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.

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  No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit

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  There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.

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• (858): View more from California

  There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot

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