We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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