That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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