Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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