You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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