his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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