She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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