some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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