i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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