Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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