Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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