Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
