Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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