these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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