Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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