i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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