pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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