Where did you get a picture of my penis
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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