Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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