its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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