I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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