Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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