There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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