never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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