To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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