I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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