Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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