Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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