shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
