Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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