I hate your face
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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