It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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