Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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I stole a fireplace last night.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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