..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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