my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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