On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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