ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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