You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just gift wrapped bread.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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