Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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