The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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