Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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