the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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