Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
BRING THE BAGELS
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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