I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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