Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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