this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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