i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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