Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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