I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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