she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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