It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
