Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have post one night stand depression
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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