porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
