i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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