she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
