apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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