Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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