Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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